How the 2012 Oscars should have been

HOW THE OSCARS SHOULD HAVE BEEN

THE MOVIE MASTER AWARDS

BEST PICTURE

Winner in bold

I DRIVE

1. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
2. Drive
3. The Girl with the dragon tattoo
4. Moneyball
5. Hugo
6. Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 2
7. Rise of the planet of the apes
8. The Descendents
9. The Artist
10. Take Shelter

BEST DIRECTOR

THE FETISH FILMAKER

1. Drive-Nicolas Winding Refn
2. Hugo-Martin Scorcese
3. The Girl with the dragon tattoo-David Fincher
4. Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 2-David Yates
5. Super 8-J.J Abrams

THE BEST SCRIPT OF THE YEAR

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

1. Rango
2. 50/50
3. Midnight in Paris
4. Bridesmaids
5. Take Shelter

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

  THAT ONE SPORTS FILM THAT COULD

1. Moneyball
2. Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 2
3. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
4. Drive
5. The Ides of March

BEST ACTOR

LONG OVERDUE...

1. Gary Oldman-Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
2. Brad Pitt-Moneyball
3. Michael Shannon - Take Shelter
4. Ryan Gosling-Drive
5. Michael Fassbender-Shame

Honorable mention: George Clooney, Woody Harrelson and Jean Dujarden

THE MAIN REASON THE MOVIE WORKS

BEST ACTRESS

1. Rooney Mara-The Girl with the dragon tattoo
2. Tilda Swinton- We need to talk about Kevin
3. Viola Davis-The Help
4. Elizabeth Olsen-Martha Marcy May Marlene
5. Mia Wasikowska-Jane Eyre

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

MISSSTER POTTER

1. Christopher Plummer-Beginners
2. Albert Brooks-Drive
3. Alan Rickman-Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2
4. Andy Serkis-Rise of the planet of the apes
5. Nick Nolte-Warrior

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

I DON'T BLOAT PHYSICALLY. ITS A GIFT.

1. Melissa McCarthy-Bridesmaids
2. Jessica Chastain-The Tree of Life
3. Octavia Spencer-The Help
4. Shailene Woodly-The Descendants
5. Berenice Bejo-The Artist

JOHN WILLIAMS

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

1. The Artist
2. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
3. Drive
4. The Adventures of Tintin
5. Super 8

BEST SONG

REAL HUMAN BEEEIING

1. The Keeper-Machine gun preacher
2. Real Hero-Drive
3. The Living proof-The Help
4. Man or
5. Muppet-The Muppets
6. Lay your head down-Albert Nobbs

THE BEST IN A DISAPPOINTING YEAR

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

1. The Adventures of Tintin
2. Rango
3. Kung Fu Panda 2
4. A Cat in Paris
5. Arthur Christmas

BEST FILM EDITING

1. Warrior
2. Hugo
3. Drive
4. The Girl with the dragon tattoo
5. Super 8

Best Cinematography

1. The Tree of Life
2. We need to talk about Kevin
3. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
4. The Girl with the dragon tattoo
5. Drive

BEST SOUND MIXING

1. War Horse
2. Hugo
3. Moneyball
4. Super 8
5. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

BEST SOUND EDITING

1. Rise of the planet of the apes
2. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
3. Drive
4. Super
5. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

BEST HAIR AND MAKEUP

1. The Iron Lady
2. Captain America
3. Harry Potter and the deathly Hallows part 2

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

1. Sherlock Holmes-A Game of Shadows
2. The Artist
3. Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2
4. Hugo
5. Jane Eyre

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

1. Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 2
2. The Artist
3. War Horse
4. Hugo
5. Rango

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

1. Rise of the planet of the apes
2. Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 2
3. Rango
4. The Tree of Life
5. Hugo

FILMS WITH MULTIPLE NOMINATIONS

10 nominations: Drive

8 nominations: Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 2

7 nominations: Hugo

6 nominations: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

5 nominations: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Artist and Super 8

4 nominations: Rise of the planet of the apes, Rango and Moneyball

3 nominations: The Tree of Life, The Help, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, and We need to talk about Kevin

2 nominations: Bridesmaids, Jane Eyre, Warrior, The Ides of March, 50/50, The Descendants and War Horse

1 nomination: Captain America, Shame, The Iron Lady, Machine gun preacher, Albert Nobbs,Beginners, Midnight in Paris, Kung Fu Panda 2, The Muppets and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

FILMS WITH MULTIPLE WINS

4 wins: Drive

3 wins: Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows part 2

2 wins: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

1 win: Super 8, 50/50, Rango, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, The Adventures of Tintin, The Artist, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Moneyball.